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Might as well enjoy ourselves!

Might as well enjoy ourselves!


 my body is a temple and there’s another funeral today

my body is a temple and there’s another funeral today


and embarassing browser histories

and embarassing browser histories


No woman can resist the pleasure of not having to deal with me!

No woman can resist the pleasure of not having to deal with me!


I fought my way into this world. I’ll fight my way out.

I fought my way into this world. I’ll fight my way out.


Chill out, dickwad.

Chill out, dickwad.


 even gay men love boobs when they are made of money.

even gay men love boobs when they are made of money.


one last desperate hope

one last desperate hope


birds gotta fly. fish gotta swim.

birds gotta fly. fish gotta swim.


You are terrible hosts.

You are terrible hosts.